There are only three things i’m looking forward to tomorrow. Being done with my math exam, smoking a fat blunt when I get home and seeing someone.
It’s funny how parents don’t say ANYTHING at all when they see you sitting at your desk, studying for 10 hours, eventually until late at night which causes stress, headache and severe exhaustion…but when they see you sitting at your desk playing a video game for 2-3 hours for fun they freak out because it’s waaaay too long and bad for my health and everything.
Yeah. Okay. Totally agree.
the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong